{"product_id":"pet-emergency-kit","title":"PET EMERGENCY KIT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePet Emergency Kit \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost owners think they will “just know.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey will not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey will stand over a pet that will not get up, or a cat that has been in and out of the box with nothing to show for it, and their brain will do the same three things: freeze, search, wait. Waiting is how a hard belly becomes a dead dog. Waiting is how “he’s constipated” becomes a blocked tomcat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis kit exists for the gap between “something is wrong” and “the clinic has him.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt will not make you a veterinarian. It will not treat a twisted stomach at the kitchen table. It will tell you what the signs look like, what to do with your hands, what to stop doing, and when to put the animal in the car. That is the whole job. That is enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you are actually buying\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA zip in your email the moment payment clears. You print it. Letter or A4. No truck. No “arrives in 5–8 days,” which is useless at midnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe handbook.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoking. Collapse and CPR as a last bridge, not a party trick. Poison — including the rule that you do not invent a home remedy while the hotline is ringing. Bleeding. Trauma. Breathing. Gut trouble. Bloat. A male cat who strains and produces nothing. Eyes. Teeth. Seizures. Heat. Burns. Bones. Dehydration. What recovery looks like after the visit. How to pet-proof so you need this book less often.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fridge sheet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne page. Large type. 60-second look: gums, breath, belly, brain, urine. The go-now list. The numbers. This is the page that earns the $24.99 by itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe action checklist.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScene. Decide. One useful step. Transport. Front desk. You work top to bottom. You skip anything you cannot do safely. You do not finish the list at home if they need a vet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe medical card.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eName, chip, weight, medicines, allergies, your clinic, the 24-hour place, who can authorize treatment. Fill it in ink. Photograph it. Send it to the sitter. When they ask “any meds?” you are not digging through a camera roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe kit list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat belongs in the real bag. What does not. Human pain pills do not go in the bag. Expired mystery drops do not go in the bag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho this is for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have a dog, a cat, or both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou have a sitter, a partner, or a kid who might be home when you are not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou would rather print two pages on a boring Tuesday than invent a plan in the parking lot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou already know this is education, not a diagnosis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho should not buy it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who wants a PDF so they can avoid the vet. Close the tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone waiting for a hardcover in the mail. There isn’t one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who needs a surgeon’s atlas. This is an owner kit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow you use it in the first hour you own it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eDownload the zip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePrint the fridge sheet and the medical card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eWrite the ER number while you can still think.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePut the card on the fridge and a photo in your phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eRead Section 1 once — baseline heart rate, breathing, what “normal” looks like for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e animal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003ePut the rest of the handbook where you can grab it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo that once. You will not get those minutes back later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat this is not allowed to claim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt does not replace a veterinarian.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoison hotlines may charge a fee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you think it might be an emergency, treat it as one and go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eASPCA Animal Poison Control: (888) 426-4435\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePet Poison Helpline: (855) 764-7661\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PETCLAN ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48103588495558,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/9941\/1398\/files\/IMG_0663.jpg?v=1790807232","url":"https:\/\/petclan.store\/products\/pet-emergency-kit","provider":"PETCLAN ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}